Top 10 Stupid/Funny Wrestling Quotes
Quick Top 10 Funny/stupid things wrestlers have said. This was compiled from the wrestling I have watched in the last week. I know there are going to be better ones so please add to this list.
10:“What a move by the Samoan Submission Machine” -
Jr forgetting where he worked during an Umaga and Ric Flair Match.
9: “I am the Bogeyman and I’m coming to get you”
I just hate this character so much.
8: Bobby & Gorilla on ‘Chico’Santana:
- Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book ofWorld Records?
- Gorilla: Yeah, For what
- Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
- Gorilla: Will you stop
7: “I am The Shockmaster”
at least that’s what I think he said.
6: “Real men wear kilts”
Roddy Piper who isn’t actually a Scotsman.
5: “The best damn thing in pro wrestling history just got in this ring”
BG James referring to himself and Kip on Impact. Yes he did say that.
4: When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconscious?
Bobby H on Brutus Beefcake. Heenan really is a comedy genius.
3: “Vince McMahon didn’t screw Brett Hart, Brett Hart screwed Brett Hart”
McMahon on the infamous screw job. They wonder why wrestling harbours homosexual anxieties.
2: “Id like to report a Robbery, It seems as if Trish Stratus has stole the show”
Trish making a classic boast.
1: "You are half the man that I am and I have half the brain that you do. You come out here every week trying to make me look like a jackass”
Sid doing just fine making him self look like a jackass, talking to Kevin Nash.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
I like this classic Bobby Heenan line:
On hearing Hulk Hogan’s theme song: “This is actually my second favorite song of all time.”
Monsoon: “really, what’s first?”
Heenan: “every other song”
hahaha I think I reacall that from when I was a nipper
Anything Heenen or Ventura said on commentary was comedy gold, Lawler was decent back in the day but he lost his wittiness after his last divorce. All of the stupid things that awful commentators like Adamle, West, Grisham and Cole have said have also made me laugh. I’ll never get over when Todd claimed that Manchester was Piper’s home town.
The entire Shockmaster debut is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in wrestling, from the hype by Bulldog and Sting, Sid’s random yelling, the classic fall, the horrible costume, Flair and Bulldog breaking kayfabe, the horrible Ole Anderson voice over, the terrible miming and the commentators laughing made this segement the ultimate disaster.
Every one-liner Lawler pulled during the midget matches back in the last 90s.
Late 90s**
JR to Cole: Who fed you that line was hilarious (also the only funny thing from the khali/santino segment)
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